Comments on: 10 Ways Black Friday is Like Sex https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/ Money | Minimalism | Mohawks Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:29:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: J. Money https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-73867 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:37:09 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-73867 haha no… I had to explain 2 of them to my wife too ;) I think maybe some of us are dirtier than others? haha…

]]> By: Paula @ Afford Anything https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-73821 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 06:36:33 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-73821 Um, is it lame of me to say that there are one or two points on this list that I don’t understand? Hmm. Maybe I need a birds-and-bees classroom refresher …

]]> By: J. Money https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72987 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:57:39 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72987 @Donna Freedman – Hah! And here I thought you’d be too scurred…. nicely played my friend ;)
@Practical Parsimony – Glad you liked!

]]> By: Practical Parsimony https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72901 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:46:51 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72901 No 5 is so true…ummm…well, at least that’s what I have heard…lol. All hilarious. Email me the dirty list.

]]> By: Donna Freedman https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72899 Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:32:10 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72899 @J$: Done.
http://www.donnafreedman.com/2011/11/29/black-friday-and-sex/

]]> By: J. Money https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72785 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:48:28 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72785 @Matt, Tao of Unfear – Haha, I’ll have to go over to Ninja’s site and see what he was cookin’ up ;) It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve run similar stuff! (and hope you feel better soon! wisdom pulling is no fun at all – bleh)
@Andrea @SoOverDebt – I love it! (and very true)
@Donna Freedman – OMG you are too much Donna!!! Haha…. that is so awesome :) You should post THAT on your site – I dare you! (My faves: #8 and #1, haha… you are awesome)
@Juneau Gal – YES! haha…. good one!!
@Ryan – Haha, indeed! ;)

]]> By: Ryan https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72739 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 21:08:12 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72739 Against my better judgement and because J$ is a hell of a persuader ;)

Black Friday is like Sex because….. Either way, at the end of the day, something is getting bl***n!

bad dum dum!

]]> By: Juneau Gal https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72237 Sat, 26 Nov 2011 05:43:00 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72237 @Donna Freedam Hahaha!!!That wasa hilarious. I love number 1 and 2!

I got one, my inspiration was working in a packed mall all day from 5:30 AM to 7:00PM pretending to be joyful and awake to all the hundreds of customers, UGH.

If your getting payed to be there, you have to learn how to fake it.

:] happy holidays

]]> By: Donna Freedman https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-72165 Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:14:14 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-72165 Okay, I was up until past 4:30 a.m. — first shopping and then posting an article on midnight Black Friday shopping. But off the top of my tired head, here are Ten Ways That Sex ISN’T Like Black Friday:
10. Most deals are cash only
9. No discounts for bringing your own, um, shopping bag
8. The shopping bags can’t be reused (eeewww)
7. No coupons, dammit
6. No BOGOS, either
5. An underage “sales clerk” could mean big trouble
4. You won’t be offered coffee and doughnuts
3. Finishing early is NOT a plus
2. The ads for it are even more misleading than Black Friday ones
Finally, the No. 1 reason sex is different than Black Friday: The women generally wind up more satisfied than the men.
If anyone cares, the piece I posted is at http://www.donnafreedman.com/2011/11/25/a-mall-and-the-night-visitors/

]]> By: Andrea @SoOverDebt https://eliteedgemoney.com/10-ways-black-friday-is-like-sex/#comment-71777 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:51:24 +0000 https://staging.eliteedgemoney.com/?p=18657#comment-71777 My suggestion: “The deal doesn’t count until you post pics on Facebook.”

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